Buttwash, Diaper rash and explosive poo.


  If you ever want to know what being a dad entails, just read the title again. As I'm writing this, my daughter is sitting in her Jumper-roo , watching some creepy mice on the Baby First Channel and making a nice poop for me to clean. I can hear her pushing and occasional farts. uh oh she's hollering at the TV I think or it could be a large nugget that she's pushing out.

   Sounds awesome right? My nights aren't full of playing video games anymore. In fact, I'm glad it isn't. Despite all the annoying things that come with being a parent I can honestly say that I can't wait to get home from work and take care of her. She's the only person that truly gets me. I just look at her and she giggles. It makes the long sleepless nights and constant screaming worth it.



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