Buttwash, Diaper rash and explosive poo.
If you ever want to know what being a dad entails, just read the title again. As I'm writing this, my daughter is sitting in her Jumper-roo , watching some creepy mice on the Baby First Channel and making a nice poop for me to clean. I can hear her pushing and occasional farts. uh oh she's hollering at the TV I think or it could be a large nugget that she's pushing out.